Back in July, while Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were in Shreveport, LA to film "W", both men were arrested for their part in a bar room fight, although it was never really made clear what their part was.  During the arrest the two men were tased and pepper sprayed, reportedly while handcuffed.  And now, on the day that all charges have been dropped against the two actors, TMZ has the video to prove it (over here).  

It’s easy (and fun) to make up of the LAPD because they’re a bunch of worthless sissies so in awe of actors that they never do anything to them, but this can safely be labeled as the 100 percent opposite of that.  Keep in mind, these are fancy and beautiful actors, not bionic fighting tigers, so I don’t think I’m being a pacifist when I say that, once Jeffrey Wright was handcuffed on the ground with a cops knee in his back, he was safely immobilized.  

LILY ALLEN has combined her two favourite things — t’internet and slagging people off — to re-ignite her feud with KATY PERRY.
Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.
“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site.
One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”.
The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

 “Paula’s been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years, and she’s ready to make it a reality,” a source close to the star told The ENQUIRER.
Paula envisions the new show focusing on issues that affect average people — plus an occasional celebrity guest, says the source.
As The ENQUIRER exclusively reported last week, Paula is renegotiating her current contract with “AI” execs and is asking to double her salary.
She will earn from $5 million to $7 million, but feels she’s worth $10 million. If she doesn’t get it, she will put the wheels of her talk show in motion immediately, says the source.

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do.  Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well.  That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy.  Not like me.  I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts.

(picture source = pacific coast)

In what is guaranteed to be a big deal back in her homeland of China, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Rush Hour 2" star Zhang Ziyi was caught topless on a beach while her boyfriend licked her ass.  This is pretty surprising, because even though all Asian girls are sexual freaks, the commies don’t condone this kind of thing in public.  I should say, “most Asian girls are sexual freaks”.  A recent poll found that 100 percent of the Asian girls I currently live with refuse to lay out topless, even though their tits are awesome, and also I'm not allowed to rub thier ass on the beach, even though that sounds like fun.  A follow up survey showed they’re vehemently against hardcore pornography and only chose "2" when asked about about the probability of a three-way with another girl.  WTF?  I think I picked a dud.

Daniel Craig and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell spent New Years in St Barts, and holy crap that chick is ridiculously good looking.  Kudos to Daniel, because she is way way out of his league.  His features are downright simian, in fact from the neck up it's as if someone shaved a monkey, specifically a chimp, whereas she looks like an angel.  An angel with long pretty hair and a hot ass.  Who is 98 percent naked.  I don’t know if they have angels like that, but I think they should.  I don’t see how it could hurt.

(picture source = fame pictures)