- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have entered couples counseling because they "are fighting like cats and dogs.  They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other.  Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?' " Let me put it like this: No. 

 - The "Arrested Development" movie may be inching toward reality, as creator Mitch Hurwitz and executive producer/narrator Ron Howard have closed deals with 20th Century Fox to develop the beloved series into at least one full length feature.  The only way this could get any better is if they announced plans to project the movie on Megan Fox's naked tits.

 - Askmen has a pretty good list of serial killers who aren’t well known but probably should be, if for sheer enthusiasm if nothing else. 

 - Neither Madonna nor Guy Ritchie were present today as their seven year marriage officially came to an ened.  Despite some reports saying Ritchie was walking away with nothing, the Sun says he will keep, “the Punchbowl pub in London’s Mayfair and his beloved Wiltshire estate”, and get a cash payment “equivalent to the value of their Marylebone townhouse — around £25million.”  In a related story, my bed is stuffed with hay.

I only barely knew who AnnaLynne McCord was a week ago, so it was very wise of her to run around the set of Beverly Hills 90210 with her tits out, then strut around in a bikini and bend over a lot.  Very wise indeed.  Now I know exactly who she is.  Every move between us is like a well played game of chess.

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Carol Alt has been busy promoting her appearance in Playboy all this week, and Playboy.com has exclusive new pictures online from her shoot.  Not just the ones I stole here, but way more other ones too.  If you don’t know, Alt was a very famous supermodel in the early 90’s.  She and Kathy Ireland pretty much ruled the pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  She looks remarkable considering she's 47-years-old, but quite frankly I'm getting tired of waiting so long to see supermodels naked.  There are better ways than Playboy to get models out of their clothes.  A gun, for example.

UNSEXY UPDATE - pictures removed, hit up playboy for the whole set.

Normally when you see a picture of a famous girl losing her top, it's easy to imagine the whole scene took just a few seconds but since every instant of these peoples lives are photographed, that was more than enough time to get 8000 pictures.  But AnnaLynne McCord was sprinting around like a gazelle on the set for Beverly Hills 90210 yesterday, and I swear it looks like she went a quarter mile with her tits hanging out. Everyone seemed to notice but her.  This woman noticed.  This dude sure as hell noticed.  But please don’t think I’m being critical.  You won't see any Monday Morning Quarterbacking from me.  If hot young girls want to run around with their tits out, by all means go for it.

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When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt negotiated with People and other celebrity magazines this summer for photos of their newborn twins and an interview, the stars were seeking more than the estimated $14 million they received from the deal. They also wanted a hefty slice of journalistic input — a promise that the winning magazine’s coverage would be positive, not merely in that instance but into the future.
According to the deal offered by Ms. Jolie, the winning magazine was obliged to offer coverage that would not reflect negatively on her or her family, according to two people with knowledge of the bidding who were granted anonymity because the talks were confidential. The deal also asked for an “editorial plan” providing a road map of the layout, these people say.
The winner was People. The resulting package in its Aug. 18 issue — the magazine’s best-selling in seven years — was a publicity coup for Ms. Jolie, the Oscar winner and former Hollywood eccentric who wore a necklace ornamented with dried blood and talked about her fondness for knives before transforming herself into a philanthropist, United Nations good-will ambassador and devoted mother of six.

Oh that hot bitch.  She was already the sexiest bitch on earth, but it's even hotter to know she's this powerful.  It would be like having sex with a superhero, or god.  She should get one of those fortresses carved into a mountain, and a big wall of monitors that she can sit in front of in a big egg shaped chair.  And she could tap her fingers together and shout After Him You Fools if she sees something on the monitors she doesn’t like.  I can't be the only one who is super turned on right now.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
"Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.